Well faithful readers of this not so faithful posting shindig I bring you greetings. Greetings from whom you may ask, and I say Santa. Why Santa, because at the store which I work at we, and by we I mean my fellow employees and I, have been unpacking boxes of Christmas goods. Well maybe not goods, but ornaments and other things of this sort. So it really was Christmas in July. And thats my story, for other such stories of greatness read the newspaper.