Monday, February 09, 2004

So much for being random, I guess after not updating for a while, two days in a row is fairly random. I'm taking a break from my MAUS paper so I thought I would tell a story of what happened to me this morning. Today I walked down to MEC before going to class. The whole point of my mission was to get some energy bars from which I could attain engery and thus make it through my day. I got to MEC and proceeded to check out the avalible bars. I wanted to try most of them so I grabbed a bunch of, one of each kind almost, aside from the gross looking ones, and the ones that were too expensive. I went and paid for them and took one out to eat and happened to glance at the package. I was horrified to find that it read "Vitamin and Mineral Bar for Women". I was flabbergasted, I just bought 5 energy bars for women, when I am clearly a man. It was most disturbing. After the shock wore off that I had just paid money for something not even for me I figured that I better just eat them anyways, what could it do to me. Right, so I had one bar, and it was decent fruity, a little ricecrispy feel, and some what tasted like yougut. It was a decent eat, I did not feel energy right away like I had planned, but I did feel full, which is a good thing seeing as there were enough calories for it to be a meal. I then continued on my way to school. As I was nearing the school I felt tears well up in my eyes and thought to myself, "Is this the bar talking or am I just suffering from wind in the eye?". I assesed the situation and decided that it must be the wind seeing as the woman's energy bar had not even had a chance to digest, or could it? But then the tears went away as soon as I was out of the wind, and I got ahold of my emotions and dried my tears. I headed to class and showed my good friend Becky what I had just done, she shared my pain and then we tried another "Vitamin and Mineral Bar for Women". It was again tasty, and filling. So they had done the trick, but I doubt I will ever buy the same brand again since I'm a man and I have an image to uphold. So thats my story, now I will continue to write my paper and perhaps be heading out for some java later this eve. I love mail . Also take a moment to remember a college student somewhere who ate Kraft Dinner today.

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